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	I was always having to run down to the courthouse and show ID. Now I can do everything from home without even getting out of bed. I can even work from my vacation home in Panama using my wireless internet so I don't even need to get up from the couch. I am so thankful for all the legislative payoffs the data brokers have spent on this system. It works out great for me because I don't have any Social Security Number records on the Iowa systems because I rent my 2 houses.
	I used to spend hours hacking US systems for Social Security Numbers. Now thanks to IowaLandRecords.US, I can spend more time with my family. Within minutes I can get the social security numbers of anyone that bought a house between 1980 and 2002 in Iowa for free. Most sites that offer this service are nasty pay sites or have security measures. I am very thankful the tax payers of Iowa are so generous. Please support the legislative payoffs that keep this system running so I can continue get rich off Innocent Iowans Identities..
	I was making $90/Minute until the redaction efforts. Now I am still making $9/min. I can't complain because in Nigeria $9 is a weeks pay. Thanks to these generous Iowans I have full access to all the Personal Data of innocent Iowans right at my fingertips. Even if they cut of all access I will send my friend to the courthouse to get the records. He just got hired on as an immigrant from Nigeria at the Postville packing plant. He says for $1000 he can clean all the Social Security Numbers out of the local courthouse right into his cell phone. They don't even card you at most of them. Thanks IowaLandRecords.US!
	It is being referred to as the Nigerian Iowa Gold Rush. Nigerians from all over are cashing in personal belongings to buy whatever computers they can to access the IowaLandRecords.US website. Even the president cannot believe the generosity of Iowans in this time of need.
	A sign of the times. Nigerians are flocking to local markets all over Nigeria to buy American donated PCs to access IowaLandRecords.US and get rich quick.
	The Nigerian Currency Exchange is going wild over IowaLandRecords.US Speculators are seeing no end to the generosity of Iowans with their personal information and it is having a positive impact on the Nigerian currency. It is the first time they have ever seen deflation of their currency.
	Now this is a happy site. Nigerian kids can finally afford those expensive OLPC computers. You remember the goal, a $100 PC. Well by the time you add in Virus protection and Internet Fees to the warlords plus inflation, those PCs are more than a Dell Notebook. Thanks to IowaLandRecords.US these kids will have enough money to buy these thanks to generous identity donations by innocent Iowans to hackers in Nigeria. The Nigerian hackers cut a deal with OLPC to get a few of the kid PCs for their hacking operations so naturally they were willing to cash in a couple of eBay over payment scams in the name of OLPC.
	A group of Russian hackers retools its scan bots after recent redactions by IowaLandRecords.US The group says the redactions will not reduce their over all stolen identity portfolios from the site but it did give them a day of down time. They have agreed to send more payoffs to the Iowa legislature to head off any scares put out there by the media about identity downloads of innocent Iowans.
	The main Hacker headquarters somewhere in the EU is analyzing the efforts of B.J. Ostergren and George Davey. They are fearful the recent security breach involving the Governor of Iowa's Social Security number will lead to regulation of the data brokers selling Social Security Numbers of innocent US citizens without their knowledge. They are trying to jam all transmissions by the activists in order to establish trust again with IowaLandRecords.US
	A famous Russian spy is dead after preparing to blow the cover on the personal data brokers world wide. After being shorted new passports by one of the major brokers, he was on a mission to expose them when he was slipped some nuclear waste in his coffee. Litvinenko will be missed by all and his country will never be able to replace him. On a positive note Data brokers world wide made lots of money from his death as their stock shot up 25% on average. IowaLandRecords.US is thankful the data broker business was not exposed by Litvinenko and has celebrated his death with the addition of 50,000 new records.
	These ice Eskimos used to need to rely on Siberian Government handouts to survive since the whaling ban. Now thanks to the Internet and IowaLandRecords.US they can make money selling identities of innocent Iowans right from their ice Teepees. There are no laws in Siberia for selling off Iowan's identities, so for them it is all just a day's work.
	IowaLandRecords.US is the number one website preferred by terrorists world wide. Where else can you get Social Security Numbers of wealthy US citizens without setting off red flags. Number 1, Number 1, They are Number 1! Now I will be able to afford that RPG I always wanted!
	US customs officials have noticed a surge in Mail from Nigeria and Russia bound for Iowa after the website IowaLandRecords.US came online in 2005. With 3 solid years of uninterrupted downloads of innocent Iowans Social Security numbers it is no wonder the mail systems are so busy. In Nigeria the warlords are pleased because they get kick backs from the mail system.
	Shawn Johnson's coach Liang Chow comforts her after she found out her newly found family fortune has been stolen by Russian Identity thieves logged into IowaLandRecords.US. Russian Hackers were easily able to find her mom and dad's many mortgage records once they found out the names of her parents Doug and Terry. IowaLandrecords.US was there to help the Russians win gold after all. Mr. Chow assures Shawn they will be able to make all the money back with a showing at the 2012 Olympics. Wheaties has declined to reissue the check mistakenly sent to Russian Hackers who were renting the house across the street in West Des Moines in Terry Johnson's name using here identity the got from IowaLandRecords.US. Hang in there Shawn and thanks for your families' generosity.
	Help Nigeria If you already have, thanks!
	You too can make easy money. Just log into IowaLandRecords.US and search for SSNs. The state of Iowa is powerless to stop this obvious harm to it's people because of pay offs by the data broker lobbyists. Get your SSNs now because in a few years they may wise up like California did back in the 1980s.

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For those that don't have time to watch the news, this is a parody site protesting www.IowaLandRecords.org posting of Iowans Social Security numbers for 3 years straight. Only extreme pressure from all the victims got the SSN rich PDF document links offline for good. Complete text information files remain and that is OK because they don't have the SSNs.

Hacking Fact - Nigeria is the top 5 hacker hot spots. Hacking outside Nigeria is legal from inside Nigeria.
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